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lili-ex:

yiffytwink:

typette:

babylonian:

a fun way to start the day is by getting a call from a robot pretending to be a human

just watch it

holy jesus christ

THIS WAS UNSETTLING THAT SILENCE IS THE AI PROCESSING WHAT YOURE SAYING AND REALIZING THAT IT IS IN FACT NOT A REAL PERSON, THIS ROBOT IS NOW PLOTTING YOUR MURDER

well if anything the person analyzing the recording afterwards had an interesting time.

tartii:

kikiface:

succulentthighs:

"Ahh your art is great, you’re a natural!"

Nah son it’s just years of practice and hard work.

"Oh my gosh you have a natural talent!"

NAH SON IT’S JUST YEARS OF PRACTICE AND HARD WORK. 

"You have a gift!"

SON.

"No, really! There’s no way I could draw like that, no matter how long I tried!"

Not with that attitude.

Has Kanaya ever tried to put you in something fancier than your usual outfit? How did that go?

Anonymous

askpurrseniccatnip:

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:33 < i like modeling cute clothes for kannyana *ac mewls in a cute mannpurr*

psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

It’s 1:02 in the morning.
You should be here,
Under my blanket of white
Red and black,
Tucked in tight.
You should be here,
Your sleepy head on my pillow
And your heavy eyes
Sinking to a close.
You should be here,
As I play with the ends of your hair
And your breath deepens
And softens all the same.
You should be here
I could lay my head on your chest
Listening to your slowing heart beat
My sweet lullaby.

It’s 1:13 in the morning.
You should be here,
I would lift the weight of the world
Off of your stubborn shoulders
And hold you securely to me.
You should be here,
As my fingers slowly trace your jaw
And my eyes your sleeping form
Trying In vain to commit it to memory
You should be here
When my eyes start to close
And my head loses it’s race
With the tide of thoughts.
You should be here
As my anxiety disappates
Simply because
I can feel you against me.

It’s 1:22 in the morning
You should be here,
Sleeping soundly
As I start to both
Fall asleep
And
Fall in love.

TheLionsPoet (via thelionspoet)
  #adorable  

thenorthern-wind:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

👌

speedwag:

who is he

speedwag:

who is he

  #me  

hentai1080p:

when the back of my neck gets tickled
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